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| Big No 9 | Football is all very well. A good game forrough girls but not for delicate boys...............Oscar Wilde | | |
| Big No 9 | This city has two great football teams - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves...........Bill Shankly | | |
| Big No 9 | Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that........Bill Shankly | | |
| Big No 9 | The hardest thing about boxing is picking up your teeth with a boxing glove on...........Kin Hubbard | | |
| Big No 9 | Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry .........George Ade | | |
| Big No 9 | The rules of soccer are basically simple - if it moves kick it; if it doesn't move, kick it until it does........Phil W | | |
| Big No 9 | A proper definition of an amateur sportsman today is one who accepts cash not cheques............jack kelly | | |
| Big No 9 | I'd give my right arm to get back in the england team .......Peter Shilton | | |
| Big No 9 | Remember, postcards only, please. The winner will be the first one opened...........Brian Moore | | |
| Big No 9 | A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.......Emo Philips | | |
| Big No 9 | I promisedI would take Rotherham out of the second division, I did -into the third division.......Tommy Docherty | | |
| Big No 9 | I resigned as coach because of illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of me.......John Ralston | | |
| Big No 9 | Look laddie, if you're in the penalty area and aren't quite sure what to do with the ball, just stick it in the net and we'll discuss all your options afterwards........Bill Shankly | | |
| Big No 9 | Moving from Wales to Italy is like going to a different country.......Ian Rush | | |
| Big No 9 | I love liverpool so much that if I caught one of their players in bed with my missus I'd tiptoe downstairs and make him a cup of tea.........A koppite | | |
| Big No 9 | The trouble with referees is that they just don't care which side wins.............Tom Canterbury | | |
| Big No 9 | I've never seen such skinny legs on a football player before. I wonder if he ever caught the rustler who stole his calves.........Steve Jordon | | |
| Big No 9 | Being a manager is simple. All you have to do is to keep the five players who hate your guts away from the five who are undecided | | |
| Big No 9 | Last time we got a penalty away from home, Christ was still a carpenter............Lennie Lawrence | | |
| Big No 9 | A bookie is just a pickpocket who lets you use your own hands...........Henry Morgan | | |
| Big No 9 | "I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones" - Chris Turner, Peterborough manager, before League Cup QF, 1992 | | |
| Big No 9 | Professional footballers should have more sense than to consider marrying during the season. Anybody who does isn't behaving professionally as far as I'm concerned By Bill Shankly | | |