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Walsall's having a laugh

Things against Mansfield didn't turn out funnny but if anyone saw Clayton land on Bertrand Bossu's toe will know it started ok.

Mansfield fans thought it was very funny to see Hector's frustration at the end of the game, as it is reported he throw his shirt to the ground and started kicking it. I just wonder what would have happened if the shirt was on the other foot, as Mike Walker said in one post match interview when in charge of Norwich.

But when the football gets you down at least we can turn to the cricket.....

The familiar scenario - the Primary School teacher asks the kiddies 'What job does your father do?', and she gets the usual assortment of replies - Postman, Bus driver, Factory worker etc., and then she notices that little Johnny hasn't said a word. 'Johnny, tell us what your father does' she says, and little Johnny replies that his father is a dancer in a gay bar, he takes all his clothes off in front of other men, and if he likes any of them he'll go out with them and sleep with them.

The teacher is understandably taken aback by this, and so she takes little Johnny to one side, sits him down and says 'Johnny, is that honestly what your father does for a living?'.

'Well,' says Johnny,

......................he actually plays cricket for England, but I was too embarrassed to say

So when your find out that for a minute your team is in with a chance, but then the game starts always look on the bright side.

Please if you have any jokes you want to share feel free to post them on the HAVING A LAUGH FORUM




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Writer: Jorge's Jottings Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Monday January 22 2007

Time: 11:57AM

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